Bought a black suit jacket today at Good Will, cementing my decision to go as Mr. White (from Reservoir Dogs, not from Breaking Bad) for Halloween. So now I’m sitting in my room thinking my hair isn’t quite long enough but it’ll do and maybe what if I just ate a ton of food for the next week and put on a little bit more weight to sell middle age.

That’s taking a the Halloween costume too far, though, isn’t it?

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