Steven Spielberg’s Obama starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Barack Obama
The best.
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Can I have this, please?
Pulp Fighter II
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Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I want that shirt, so add it to cart.
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That look of recognition… That quick recover. He’s so subtle.
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"Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?"
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The official White House response to the Death Star petition is pure comedy. (via shortformblog)
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“Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn’t be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I’m a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There’s something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I’m way overdue. If I stop putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn’t fat I would be happier. I wouldn’t have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that’s fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more, improve myself. What if I learned Russian or something? Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese. I’d be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident. Isn’t that what women are attracted to? Men don’t have to be attractive. But that’s not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it’s my brain chemistry. Maybe that’s what’s wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that. But I’ll still be ugly though. Nothing’s gonna change that.”
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Merry Christmas
Watch this black and white photograph transform into color!
Eran Amir made this video without the help of any post processing. That’s right, he actually painted everything you see in the room, including himself!
Black & White Photo Turned into Color without Photoshop
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In the end credits, the Coffee Shop Manager is credited as just Coffee Shop. Quentin Tarantino said this was because when Tim Roth puts the gun to his head and says “Are you gonna be a hero?”, the manager only says “I’m just a Coffee Shop-” before Tim Roth cuts him off and starts yelling again.
I’M JUST A COFFEE SHOP
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Robot cars, people. Fucking robot cars are coming.
okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie
#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar
So I guess in their spare time they all got together and wrote a song about how small everyone in the Justice League’s dick is.
EXCEPT BATMAN’S.
they all just want batman’s dick
Green Arrow has heroic traits
That is when he’s shooting straight
BLESS THIS SONGI AM STILL NOT OVER THIS
Awesome. Batman is the only member of the JLA that isn’t a limp-dick failure.
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Digital vs Film
- David Fincher: Robert Downey actually came up to me [on the set of Zodiac] and said "I can't work like this, I never get to go to my trailer and get my shit together. I'm on my feet 14 hours a day. Im shooting ALL the time." Robert would actually just leave mason jars of urine on the set over in the corner. He would actually just go and comeback and leave the jars on set. It was kind of like his form of protest.
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