Best new thing for today is the best new thing in a long time.
The only candidate I’ll be voting for on November 6th, 2012.
okay when TVTropes said this song got stuff past the radar i thought it was just going to be in flirty kind of hinting at sex kind of way i didn’t think they were going to literally sing about premature ejaculation and Aquaman’s teeny weenie
#this isnt getting crap past the radar #this is flying the entire russian air force past the radar
So I guess in their spare time they all got together and wrote a song about how small everyone in the Justice League’s dick is.
EXCEPT BATMAN’S.
they all just want batman’s dick
Green Arrow has heroic traits
That is when he’s shooting straight
BLESS THIS SONGI AM STILL NOT OVER THIS
Awesome. Batman is the only member of the JLA that isn’t a limp-dick failure.
(via laughinacorner)
Finding full length shows on youtube.
Today I stumbled upon a really great history of comic books in America, which I’ve seen before and is still awesome. If you’ve got an hour and a half to watch/listen it’s a pretty fascinating look at the business and culture of comic books and also the culture surrounding comics, which have always been one of the best mirrors for society.
There’s also a show on the psychology of Batman and his villains which is a little shorter and pretty fun.
Both are from the History Channel.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Midnight Show
The most anticipated movie of the summer doesn’t disappoint. The scope of The Avengers was pretty incredible but somehow, the massiveness of TDKR feels even more impressive. It doesn’t enter other dimensions like the hugely enjoyable Marvel film did. Instead it utilizes real human people and very little computer animation. It grounds the loud, comic-book action with real fire and explosions making each set piece stronger than it might have been if handled differently.
On the flip side, the direction was pretty disjointed and the editing sloppy at times. It’s something you might not be likely to hear about because at the end of the day it feels inconsequential. The movie is a big ol’ blast that covers a lot of ground and gives us some great surprises along with some fully satisfying not-so-surprises. The call-backs to Batman Begins are different and exciting enough to not feel like re-treads of covered ground and it all moves along at a swift enough pace (not unlike The Dark Knight) so that we don’t even really notice when the story isn’t quite fluid.
Is The Dark Knight Rises the movie we need? Or the movie we deserve? Nolan has said this will be his last Batman film but he has created something here that really warrants continuation. What I want, is another one.
This isn’t a car.
We’ve already got trailers for ‘Looper’ and ‘Premium Rush,’ action vehicles for the young star. He’ll also get maximum exposure with a supporting (how big is anyone’s guess) part in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ and will cap all of that off by playing Abraham Lincoln’s son in Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ movie which will be his best chance to date at an Oscar. I have no idea what the part will consist of or if that’s feasible at all, but come on… That movie is going to get ten nominations before anyone sees it anyway.
Last year was Ryan Gosling’s year. He didn’t have the larger cultural impact with his movies but they were all so good and he was so good in them (and there were a bunch of them). This feels like JGL’s time. He’s a master of the internet, now for the country.
We’ll see.
(incidentally, I’m pulling for him but love Gosling more… not love. I respect- ah fuck)
The Dark Knight Rises by Shaun Watson
“When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to do the Chattanooga Choo Choo.”
(Source: xombiedirge)
New image of The Dark Knight Rises’ batsuit
We haven’t had any updates from The Dark Knight Rises in a little while, but prepare to get excited all over again, as Entertainment Weekly have a new image of the batsuit slapped across the cover of their latest issue.
The new suit looks even more robust than the last two, with lots of individual plates of armour making Christian Bale’s physique look yet more imposing than it does ordinarily…

